myowntwoshoes:

the—blonde-assassin:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

they look so nervous :(



nirvana-king:

Alex Turner - Arctic Monkeys





When I was growing up I never really had someone I could look up to who spoke honestly. There’s so much fucking bullshit in the world. People are trying to project this wholesome and squeaky-clean image, and it’s fucking nonsense. I’d rather be honest. Maybe I’m not going to get any Disney movies, but I’d rather be that way.



opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie



  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?


refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash



oreoofficial:

u know when someone stops talking to u and u finally accept that ur not speaking anymore and then they talk to u and ur like wtf