if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 


English Cream Dachshund 



*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*



asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND


you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit





I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”

it's not a phase, mom; throwback playlist [listen]

// Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down - Fall Out Boy // Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects // 1985 - Bowling For Soup // All The Small Things - Blink-182 // I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco // Teenagers - My Chemical Romance // Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings // The Middle - Jimmy Eat World //  American Idiot - Green Day // Dirty Little Secret - All-American Rejects // Misery Business - Paramore // Holiday - Green Day // Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy // Mr. Brightside - The Killers //

“If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.” — He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)


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